Dinner conversation:
MOM: After dinner you'll need to brush your teeth.
CHASE: Ugh! I hate my life and everything in it! Except my friends and my games.
CHLOE: What about Mom?
CHASE: She should love herself.
MOM: I do love myself!
CHLOE: Yeah, you love everyone!
CHASE: Ew! That means Mom has like a billion boyfriends!
MOM: Well of course! I mean... DUH!
CHASE: (bursts into hysterical laughter)
CHLOE: What? Having a boyfriend isn't funny! IIII have a boyfriend!
MOM: Oh yeah? What's his name?
CHLOE: I don't remember.
We have it all together over here, folks! Haha!